They Can’t Brush Their Teeth

I have witnessed a crime everyone, and I’d like to report myself.

That’s right. I, Jazmyn, have recently discovered the wonder and humor that is Brooklyn Nine Nine, and there’s no turning back.

I’ve always been in love with Andy Samberg since he was in The Lonely Island, and it’s great seeing him actually act in something.

And, it’s even better that he is actually HILARIOUS.

I’m not a fan of any singer also trying to act, especially if it’s Beyonce.

I’m sorry for anyone into her; homegirl is dope. But she cannot act.

ANYWAY.

Terry Crews is hilarious, and I thought he had done his best in White Chicks while he was turning out the sun. But, somehow he got better.

How does everyone not want to be Rosa’s best friend?

And Santiago? If she and Jake don’t end up together, I’m fighting SOMEONE. Their little fake date that they had where you could low-key tell that Jake was enjoying IT? Um, I’m not saying that it had to be foreshadowing, but it most certainly has to or there is no good in the world.

I’m currently breezing through it and there’s no stopping me. It is my absolute goal to finish the entire series before the new year starts so I can watch the new season that’s coming on.

But COME ON.

How has no one told me about the beauty of this show before now? How has no one told me how hilarious it is? I could’ve been yelling “Nine Nine” for no specific reason for years before now!

And don’t even get me started on the captain. I have never met someone I wanted to be friends with that has zero emotion.

Anyone that knows me know that if it’s anything that I have too much of, it’s emotion (perks of me being emotionally unstable). So the fact that I actually enjoy the captain, his sayings, and his facial expressions is actually pretty interesting.

I just finished the first season this morning, and if I could afford to take vacation days off work for the next week to finish watching this series, I most certainly would. And I sincerely hope that none of my bosses are reading this.

So I’m going to continue enjoying Gina insulting Boyle, Rosa’s surprise smile every now and then, and Terry’s spontaneous outbursts.

NINE NINE