Flit and Meeko’s Ship Name Would Be Fleek

So I know it’s been a while since I actually sat down and wrote one of these things.

Are you really missing them though? Are you missing my constant ramblings? My habit of getting off topic for no reason seemingly? Are you really missing them?

Probably not. But here it is! And I’ve managed to cross another bad boy off the list.

It’s Pocahontas! This isn’t even one of the movies that I’ve seen before and just don’t remember; I 100% don’t think I’ve ever seen this movie.

Up until recently, ya girl didn’t even know how John Smith was.

So I’ve got that going for me.

Now, don’t get me wrong. I’ve seen plenty of gifs from that movie specifically “These white men are dangerous” and that one kills me every time.

But, let me tell you. These movie, though it was good, stumped me for the most part. Yeah, John Smith was somewhat attractive, and I mean that nicely because he looked pretty basic to me, she definitely fell for him way too quickly.

Also, we should have known that Thomas was going to be trouble from the very start when John had to save him from drowning. He was just trouble all around for the most part.

Grandmother Willow was the star that I definitely felt like she was going to be, but I wasn’t really the biggest fan of Flit and Meeko (combined they’re ‘fleek’). They just didn’t quite shine like the normal animal sidekicks that I’ve grown to love.

And you know what girl I could’ve done without? Nakoma! She was great in the beginning, but then she felt the need to tell everyone everything! Well, not really everyone. Moreso just Kocoum. But, then where did that lead him? To his death! And that’s where my enemy Thomas came in.

I know he was just doing his job, but shooting on site really? Do better, homie. Then, Pocahontas’s dad had to get all high and mighty and declare war and then John Smith got captured and then everything just turned so quickly it was insane.

The kicker for this movie was that they did it all for gold that didn’t even exist. Truth be told, there’s a lot of things that I would do for gold, it’s basically borderline Fear Factor stuff, but I would definitely need to see it before I confirmed or denied by next action.

Maybe these people, John Smith’s army and Pocahontas’s tribe, could learn a lesson from me. I mean, I don’t have any gold and I have almost no money if I’m being honest, but I have some pretty solid advice for them.

Don’t trust that people have gold until you’ve actually seen it; don’t fall in love with men you’ve literally just laid eyes on; and if you must sneak around behind your father’s back with a man he disapproves of, do a better job of it.

That’s it. My girl Pocahontas did a great job overall and she’s probably do better in life than I am.

Hey, I don’t have a movie about me or any animal sidekicks, so who’s the real winner here?